Car Song

Cars are terrible.

Having to rely on this expensive, giant, heavy machine that burns fossil fuels just to get around? Why is this still a thing?

I mean, unless you're going to fill it up with your friends and drive around Tokyo doing some red vinyl ghostbuster shit while listening to crunchy 90s Britpop. A car is great for that.




I'm just grumpy because my car's been in and out of the shop for the last six weeks, and it's currently broken down, and I can't get to the laundromat to wash my towels, and I've had to dry off with tiny hand towels after showering.

So if anyone is going to the laundromat--or Tokyo--swing by and pick me up. I'll be wearing vinyl and packing my ray gun.